Is It Too Much To Ask?

Sometimes I just want a bath in the bathtub....and not a shower. It's not too much to ask. Is it?

Apparently in this house, it is.

Generally, it's the women who muss up the bathroom with our hair and face and body products. We strew our crap all over the place. Right? Not here.

Here, it's the man who puts dirty clothes in the bathtub, while the hamper sits just outside the bathroom door. It's the man who's crap is strewn all over the sink basin and countertop. It's the man who can't clean up after himself!

I'm on a very short rope, people. Very short. And it's about to hang the mister.